Police reports reveal Gibson went on a violent rampage and verbally abused girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, after finding links to http://www.Toonhole.com in her internet browser history.

“This shit is for idiots! And if you get raped by a pack of cartoonists it will be your fault!”

Gibson’s response to these allegations:
“Toonhole.com has ruined my career, sugar tits!”

- The Toonhole Investigative Reporters

It’s been six months. I never thought you and I would last this long, loyal Toonhooligan. Sure, we’ve had rocky times and good times, but you’ve been there for us. And we’ve been there to disappoint you… And we couldn’t be happier.

For the occassion we got a stripper and cake. Well, we got a stripper. For our 6 monthiversary gift, we ask only one thing: Tell a couple friends about your relationship with us. Brag how good it is. Tell them to check us out, let them be jealous.

Love,
The Toonhole Idiots