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Roadrunner Habit


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Don’t start with Winnie-the-Pooh:
Pooh: hungry all the time, talking very slowly: TBC (weed)
rabbit: Big nose, very nervous about his own “stuff”: cocaine
Piglet: always afraid of everything (tripping like sh*t): Shrooms
tigger: jumping around with no break, very pushed: speed
Robin: Talking to animals, very colourful fantasies: lsd
and: Eeyore: depressed all the time… no fun at all: downers…

So… he’s a courier and abuser? This could be a good idea for a gritty re-boot, The Roadrunner, he is an ex-cop and Wiley is trying to catch him, but because of his addiction its hard to track him. And he deals drugs. Makes sense now…

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