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Joe The Plumber


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As he pulled up to the house,
He observed in such pain.
There were leaks in the pipes,
Clogs in each drain.

His client seemed chipper
As a whozilof bear
But his work was cut out.
Did the who even care?

He opened the pipes,
Looked into the pit, and saw
Lumnuts and folliwags
Covered in shit.

He looked at the who,
Turned, and entered his truck.
“But the pipes still need fixing!”
“I don’t give a fuck.”

Hogwash! There are no rules to poetry!

(But if it helps, treat the words “and saw” as if they’re part of the next line.)

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