Is it fucked up to take your mermaid girlfriend to sushi?
Long as she’s not payin…
Well, for a date, kinda. If you really take her for sushi, much worse
Maybe that’s how he breaks up with her?
sounds like it’d break her heart for sure…
I love rating sushi too much to ever break up with a mermaid.
*eating
Perfect way to break up with mermaid: Tie her up and put her at Long John Silvers.
That last panel, left side…I don’t see how that could be possible. I mean, look at her tail in panel one. Then back to her in panel 3. Then back to her in panel one. Then back to…
Proves the old adage – if little girls are made of Sugar and Spice and all things nice – why the hell do they taste like anchovies 😕
So since he’s sleeping with half-fishes, does that mean he’s half dead?
We gotta consult a philosophical mobster on this one.
I’d still prefer the bottom half fish. A classic mermaid can give you good head, and you can cuddle with her! 🙂
This was pretty funneh.
I guess they don’t call them blowfish for nothing
haha, blowfish are a bit expensive. I save a buck with pilot fish. They’re a bit desperate. XD
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Why not just get a fish?
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And they slept happily ever after :)…EXCEPT FOR THAT GODDAMN MOUSE WHO WOULDN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Yeah, I never understood the Mermaid thing. Sure, you could play with their funbags but what else is there to do with them?
Have a stimulating, intellectual conversation you chauvinist pig!
Nice reply Chris, nice reply… xD
It’s what I’m here for. It’s what they don’t pay me to do…
Also, anal.
Haha! This one is hilarious! 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEUWspSRs
so, wait, isn’t the fish the same upside down?
it’s like yesterday all over again. hahahahahha
I’m caught! I stole this joke from Ryan!
As long as it ain’t a shark…
Devil’s in the details.
Ariel and Eric: 10 years later.
Is it fucked up to take your mermaid girlfriend to sushi?
Long as she’s not payin…
Well, for a date, kinda. If you really take her for sushi, much worse
Maybe that’s how he breaks up with her?
sounds like it’d break her heart for sure…
I love rating sushi too much to ever break up with a mermaid.
*eating
Perfect way to break up with mermaid: Tie her up and put her at Long John Silvers.
That last panel, left side…I don’t see how that could be possible. I mean, look at her tail in panel one. Then back to her in panel 3. Then back to her in panel one. Then back to…
Proves the old adage – if little girls are made of Sugar and Spice and all things nice – why the hell do they taste like anchovies 😕
So since he’s sleeping with half-fishes, does that mean he’s half dead?
We gotta consult a philosophical mobster on this one.
I’d still prefer the bottom half fish. A classic mermaid can give you good head, and you can cuddle with her! 🙂
This was pretty funneh.
I guess they don’t call them blowfish for nothing
haha, blowfish are a bit expensive. I save a buck with pilot fish. They’re a bit desperate. XD
I love it.
Eitherway, SOMETHING’s gonna smell like fish..