He took out millions of people in a flood, he got a girl pregnant with out even touching her and he can kill at any time. God’s like some sort of immortal bad-ass.
Now if only he did this to the people posting on reddit/r/atheism, then the world would be a much nicer place… ^_^ Those guys really give a bad name to atheists.
Let me rephrase that. I’m suspicious there is no God, and I think that sucks, so I was saying I would be happy if he squished me because I was an atheist.
He took out millions of people in a flood, he got a girl pregnant with out even touching her and he can kill at any time. God’s like some sort of immortal bad-ass.
Haha, would have been funny even without the last panel.
Insta sunglasses and cigar, so badass.
Blunts and Ray Bans. He looks simply divine!
I love God’s stoner eyes in the last panel.
Incredible. I laughed hard at this one.
Imagine if this was how it always went down though…
Not much to imagine there. Well, I imagine I’d probably be dead twice over … ^^
Imagine all of our comics making you laugh? I strive for excellence, but that’s just asking too much
That’ll teach him not to spill ice cream again
The faith of Evan was warning to all of us. Do not question God, he does exist
At least Evan left some evidence of himself behind.
“Do not doubt God. For God is vengeful and will fuck with thou.”
-Matthew 5:17
Matthew 5:17…. p.m.
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That wasn’t a cigar…
Goddamit, Bill Clinton. Get off ToonHole
It did look like some burnin bush, though.
I don’t think that was quite how the movie “Evan Almighty” went….
At least it wasn’t “Smite me! O Mighty Smiter!”
Bruce was pretty funny, but the whole second Noah one was excessive.
If this happened in real life I would’ve got squashed long ago XD.
Luckily you’ve never dropped your ice cream.
lmao! though i think it would have been funnier without the third panel
You’re probably right. God would be more likely to use a bong rather than roll a blunt, in reality.
I wanted Morgan Freeman
I feel like that’s a proper response to every single comic I’ve ever done : (
Now if only he did this to the people posting on reddit/r/atheism, then the world would be a much nicer place… ^_^ Those guys really give a bad name to atheists.
Nah, people will always give a bad name to atheists. A german bishop last year even said unbelievers can’t be human.
Icecream might be the best part.
Cookies and cream. No regrets.
my name is evan…
Don’t drop your ice cream.
I never did believe in Evan anyway
Sadly, neither did his parents. That’s why he is where he is today…
“But..my…-cough cough-…name is…Paul….”
Paul, I hope you put up a better fight than Evan.
I wish that would happen to me.
Why do you want to kill Evan so bad?
Let me rephrase that. I’m suspicious there is no God, and I think that sucks, so I was saying I would be happy if he squished me because I was an atheist.
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