…but instead of spending our money on a booth or table to exhibit at, we’ve decided to spend our hard earned wages on our loyal fan base. Come over to Aaron’s place Saturday night and drink Coors light and eat pretzels…compliments of us!! Email us for details (limit one handful of pretzels per person. Applicable only to women ages 18-35).

- The Toonhole Idiots

Police reports reveal Gibson went on a violent rampage and verbally abused girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, after finding links to http://www.Toonhole.com in her internet browser history.

“This shit is for idiots! And if you get raped by a pack of cartoonists it will be your fault!”

Gibson’s response to these allegations:
“Toonhole.com has ruined my career, sugar tits!”

- The Toonhole Investigative Reporters