That guy right there, with his credit cards and his “I’ll teach you to smoke cigarettes, son!” attitude. THAT GUY. HE’S the reason we’ve spent the past 10 years recovering from a global recession!
Also, is that a Buttman doll? And does it have “realistic shitface action”?
0/10 not blasphemous enough.
Pffft, c’mon dude. All you gotta do is waltz into the room nonchalantly and causally remark “Welp, cigarette prices have gone up again”, and you’re fully covered.
You could gave just not bought all those packs! And bought a box of cigars instead!
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
Truth be told, financially.
10 cartons for only $950?
So you wrote this 20 years ago and have been sitting on it for an emergency.
Vintage desperation….
Fun fact… You can get the same result as smoking a carton, if you just EAT one cigarette.
Not so fun fact: If you’ve ever eaten Bombay Mix (or Mumbai Mix, or whatever it’s called these days!), a cigarette tastes so much worse. There’s a reason only chewing tobacco is called chewing tobacco.
why’s he complaining?
The “size o’ yo face” cartons cost 2 cents less per fag than the fun sized cartons.
What a great deal!
I guess the dude was suicidal if he bought them anyway after hearing the price. Or he also wanted to go out smoking all that.
Toonhole
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That guy right there, with his credit cards and his “I’ll teach you to smoke cigarettes, son!” attitude. THAT GUY. HE’S the reason we’ve spent the past 10 years recovering from a global recession!
Also, is that a Buttman doll? And does it have “realistic shitface action”?
0/10 not blasphemous enough.
Pffft, c’mon dude. All you gotta do is waltz into the room nonchalantly and causally remark “Welp, cigarette prices have gone up again”, and you’re fully covered.
You could gave just not bought all those packs! And bought a box of cigars instead!
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
Truth be told, financially.
10 cartons for only $950?
So you wrote this 20 years ago and have been sitting on it for an emergency.
Vintage desperation….
Fun fact… You can get the same result as smoking a carton, if you just EAT one cigarette.
Not so fun fact: If you’ve ever eaten Bombay Mix (or Mumbai Mix, or whatever it’s called these days!), a cigarette tastes so much worse. There’s a reason only chewing tobacco is called chewing tobacco.
why’s he complaining?
The “size o’ yo face” cartons cost 2 cents less per fag than the fun sized cartons.
What a great deal!
I guess the dude was suicidal if he bought them anyway after hearing the price. Or he also wanted to go out smoking all that.
That kid is a Clarence character